Just me?!?

I think sometimes, that I have really weird phobias..not weird like not having my food touch. More like sorting my Skittles and M&Ms by color, making things symmetrical, despising the word "moist," being annoyed by serial sneezers and those who have to say "GOD BLESS YOU" totally drawing extra attention to the fact that you just blew face, needing to have even (or prime) numbers on volume control, disliking other people's feet, fixing poorly hung rolls of toilet paper, etc. I do other weird things - Like inserting my dog's name in popular songs (my current obsession is Flo Rida and "Doodle hit the flo', he hit the flo', Doodle got low low low low, low low low low"), angry spousal glass-licking, narrating my life in my head AND choosing theme songs to certain moments, worrying about sharks in swimming pools (only in the deep end), perpetually using shopping carts no matter how few items I buy, checking to make sure no cats are in the dryer, needing to make puns whenever possible (OMG, hosta-takeover!), matching fragrances and clothing items, and secretly wishing my pets would email me when I'm not home. Ive also been known to be concerned with zombie invasions. Is it just me?